The other day, Rob looked at the blog and said, "I have an idea. Can I write on here?". So write he shall! I felt he needed a small introduction. Welcome to the blogging world.
Rob's inaugural post:
So I think hypotheticals are fun. Tons of people do. There's the popular, although more often than not distasteful, "Would you rather...?" game. Or there's the more classic, "If I were _____, then I'd _____." Anna, on the other hand, is not a fan of my hypothetical questions. The exchange usually goes something like this:
Rob
: What if you could live anywhere in the United States and money/job wasn't an issue? Where would you go?
Anna
: Rob, there's no way I can answer that question? That will never be the case. We'll never face a choice like that. We always will have to think about at least one of those things.
Rob
: Well just pick somewhere, it's a simple question.
Anna
: I can't. There are too many things to think about. I mean, I've always wanted to move back to Spokane, but I do love California 'cuz it's warm and there's an ocean. Or what about Florida? More beaches and, of course, DisneyWorld! And where will our kids be, we'd want to be close to them...
Rob
: You're terrible at this game. Okay, what about this one then? If you could build a house and money wasn't an issue, what would you make sure it had, other than a swimming pool?
So then I imagine you can already guess at how she would respond to other hypotheticals: "What if along with his and hers vanities, you bought a home with his and hers toilets, like stalls in a public bathroom, but this time you wouldn't need the separator?..." or "What if I were black, would you still have married me?" or "What if I were really really short (no offense to our vertically-challenged friends out there)?" or "What if I wasn't an engineer but was, instead, an ultimate fighter, or a superhero, or an ice trucker, or a redneck hick named Cletus...?" I mean, how can you resist answering those questions! And one of my favorites, though, involves my least favorite state (so far): "What if we sold the state of Wyoming to another country? Just kept Yellowstone and the Tetons and sold the rest of the state to Russia or something? We all know there's nothing really great in Wyoming and the U.S. could sure use the money..."
So that brings me to the main reason I wanted to write this post. First take a look at this photo of Desmond.
So here's the hypothetical: What if babies could walk right after they were born? Wouldn't that be awesome?! It would look something like this picture from above, without me holding him up, of course. But they would look like little dwarves, or little hobbit children, I imagine. It would be like little, real-life Lord of the Rings characters standing up on your table, with the little knobby knees there and everything. Des even makes this old man face that I wish I could have had him do on cue for the picture. Last thought, thinking about this reminds me of the little garden gnomes in the Harry Potter movies.
So I wonder how Anna will respond to this blog attempt?...Oh, and the other day in Washington, D.C. she told me that if she were President of the United States of America she'd want to be friends with Will Smith and his family....wait a minute, I thought you didn't like hypotheticals...